We flash back to the year's shortest month when a conned columnist, a manhandled muppet, and a chintzy chocolate factory stole our hearts and captured our imaginations.
Every year's gotta start somewhere, and this one started with toxic tumblers, mysterious manholes, and an earful for Elmo.
April fittingly introduced us to a pack of fools: a multiplex masturbator, a condemned Canadian, and a hot wing ham.
In the climactic November episode, we contend with a careening comedian, a hairy harbinger, and a pair of bewitched besties.