Every year's gotta start somewhere, and this one started with toxic tumblers, mysterious manholes, and an earful for Elmo.
On the cusp of autumn, we make salutations with a fraudulent Foo, a popular pachyderm, and a malevolent music mogul.
We flash back to the year's shortest month when a conned columnist, a manhandled muppet, and a chintzy chocolate factory stole our hearts and...
In the very merry month of may, chatter involved a politician's parasite, pillar posts, and plasticine private parts.