Every year's gotta start somewhere, and this one started with toxic tumblers, mysterious manholes, and an earful for Elmo.
We cede the month of June to dads and grads, but perhaps also to fads -- such as a homophobic homily, a doddering debate,...
In late summer, we examine a roadkill ruse, a moldy mansion, and a "demure" dispute.
April fittingly introduced us to a pack of fools: a multiplex masturbator, a condemned Canadian, and a hot wing ham.