Every year's gotta start somewhere, and this one started with toxic tumblers, mysterious manholes, and an earful for Elmo.
In October we turned our attention to a crooning clown, a bouncing businessman, and a monumentally magnetic minor.
We cede the month of June to dads and grads, but perhaps also to fads -- such as a homophobic homily, a doddering debate,...
In the very merry month of may, chatter involved a politician's parasite, pillar posts, and plasticine private parts.