In October we turned our attention to a crooning clown, a bouncing businessman, and a monumentally magnetic minor.
Every year's gotta start somewhere, and this one started with toxic tumblers, mysterious manholes, and an earful for Elmo.
We flash back to the year's shortest month when a conned columnist, a manhandled muppet, and a chintzy chocolate factory stole our hearts and...
The dudes see off the year with a coin con, a malodorous manifesto, and an attractive activist assassin.