In what turned out to be one of the most chaotic months of the year, July brought with it an eviscerated earlobe, a sofa suitor, and a chamber of chanting chicks.
April fittingly introduced us to a pack of fools: a multiplex masturbator, a condemned Canadian, and a hot wing ham.
In the very merry month of may, chatter involved a politician's parasite, pillar posts, and plasticine private parts.
Every year's gotta start somewhere, and this one started with toxic tumblers, mysterious manholes, and an earful for Elmo.