In what turned out to be one of the most chaotic months of the year, July brought with it an eviscerated earlobe, a sofa suitor, and a chamber of chanting chicks.
We flash back to the year's shortest month when a conned columnist, a manhandled muppet, and a chintzy chocolate factory stole our hearts and...
The dudes see off the year with a coin con, a malodorous manifesto, and an attractive activist assassin.
April fittingly introduced us to a pack of fools: a multiplex masturbator, a condemned Canadian, and a hot wing ham.