In what turned out to be one of the most chaotic months of the year, July brought with it an eviscerated earlobe, a sofa suitor, and a chamber of chanting chicks.
In the very merry month of may, chatter involved a politician's parasite, pillar posts, and plasticine private parts.
We cede the month of June to dads and grads, but perhaps also to fads -- such as a homophobic homily, a doddering debate,...
In late summer, we examine a roadkill ruse, a moldy mansion, and a "demure" dispute.