We cede the month of June to dads and grads, but perhaps also to fads -- such as a homophobic homily, a doddering debate, and an expectorating ethot.
Every year's gotta start somewhere, and this one started with toxic tumblers, mysterious manholes, and an earful for Elmo.
We flash back to the year's shortest month when a conned columnist, a manhandled muppet, and a chintzy chocolate factory stole our hearts and...
In late summer, we examine a roadkill ruse, a moldy mansion, and a "demure" dispute.