April fittingly introduced us to a pack of fools: a multiplex masturbator, a condemned Canadian, and a hot wing ham.
We flash back to the year's shortest month when a conned columnist, a manhandled muppet, and a chintzy chocolate factory stole our hearts and...
Every year's gotta start somewhere, and this one started with toxic tumblers, mysterious manholes, and an earful for Elmo.
We cede the month of June to dads and grads, but perhaps also to fads -- such as a homophobic homily, a doddering debate,...