April fittingly introduced us to a pack of fools: a multiplex masturbator, a condemned Canadian, and a hot wing ham.
We cede the month of June to dads and grads, but perhaps also to fads -- such as a homophobic homily, a doddering debate,...
On the cusp of autumn, we make salutations with a fraudulent Foo, a popular pachyderm, and a malevolent music mogul.
In late summer, we examine a roadkill ruse, a moldy mansion, and a "demure" dispute.